The top ten reasons why the U.S. needs more pharmaceutical companies (satire)

The top ten reasons why the U.S. needs more pharmaceutical companies (satire): "Cures: We need drug companies to keep finding cures for major diseases. Look at all the cures they've found so far like... well... okay, they haven't actually found any cures yet. But maybe they can at least cure all the bogus diseases they made up like 'social anxiety disorder' and 'attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.'"