The top ten reasons why the U.S. needs more pharmaceutical companies (satire): "Cures: We need drug companies to keep finding cures for major diseases. Look at all the cures they've found so far like... well... okay, they haven't actually found any cures yet. But maybe they can at least cure all the bogus diseases they made up like 'social anxiety disorder' and 'attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.'"
My favorite is Restless Leg Syndrome. My mom had it as soon as the ads for the cure hit the daytime TV commercial slots.
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